mtulliuscicero:

im-awh-ur-ew:

mtulliuscicero:

It started as a joke but now I kinda seriously want a tattoo that just says “ALIQVID”.

So that way, when someone goes, “Oh, cool tattoo, what does it mean?”

I can shrug and say, “Oh, it’s just something in Latin.”

BuT WHAT DOES IT MEAN-

Oh, you know, just something in Latin.



livelaughloveatrandom:

offside-goal:

My favourite expression on Cris, I call it: "200% done"

Lmfao his faces!!!





concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

shahlalalalala:

fialansari:

quitsexingmyunicorn:

the-trickster-and-the-optimist:

immortaliarty:

peetamellarksbuns:

unicornwright:

photonsandfrisbees:

what the f*** is cotton candy

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O.O 

why would you call it cotton?

It’s food. Not some material.

No, you are all wrong. It is called candy floss.

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SUGAR SPIDER

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The French call it “ barbe à papa” - which means “Daddy’s beard”

okay so what i have learned from this post is that other countries are really f***ing weird

arabs call it “shar al banat” which means girls hair.

in india we call it “buddi ka baal” which means old lady’s hair so yeah

christ





idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.



narrysbitchatcho:

you dont know how hard life is until your in the one direction and 5sos fandom





Anonymous:
BUT YOU GUYS KNOW 1 DIRECTION IS OUT OF THE LIMELIGHT RIGHT THEY'RE GONE 5SOS IS IN

friendly-larry-reminders:

2011fringeboy:

2011fringeboy:

sorry what? :/

can’t hear you!!!

too far up the charts :/

forgot to add………image

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mothbug:

real talk does anyone ever just take a moment to appreciate the flawless combination that is cheese and tomatoes

cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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cheese and tomatoes

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c h e e s e  a n d  t o m a t o e s

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dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"



so-basically-larry:

I feel kinda bad for Marcel. He worked so hard on those posters and then these punk kids come in and beat him over the head with them. 
Aww…. Poor Marcel… 
I’m here if you want a snuggle!



naan1d:

One Direction will become the first music act to play three concerts on the same run at California’s Rose Bowl venue later this year.
(…) 
This means that they are the first act in history to play three shows on the same tour at the stadium.(…)Live Nation’s Executive Vice President of Booking in SoCal & Las Vegas Rich Best added: “This is truly historic. No artist has played three nights at Rose Bowl Stadium before. That speaks to One Direction’s tremendous impact right now.”

I AM SO PROUD. 

http://www.pressparty.com/pg/newsdesk/OneDirection/view/102859/



trash-pile:

trash-pile:

it begins

it begins again



shouldnt:

They really need to make capri sun packs bigger.  I’m not fucking 7 anymore.  I am a grown man.  All I’m saying is that sometimes 6.5 fl. oz. just doesn’t cut it. 



ICF